Cold Dead Hand Butter
  • Cold Dead Hand Butter
  • Cold Dead Hand Butter

Cold Dead Hand Butter

Greetings, ghouls and creatures of the night! Is your skin feeling a little… rigid? Like you’ve spent the last century waiting in a damp, drafty crypt? Don’t let your precious paws turn into dust! Introduce them to Cold Read more

Greetings, ghouls and creatures of the night! Is your skin feeling a little… rigid? Like you’ve spent the last century waiting in a damp, drafty crypt? Don’t let your precious paws turn into dust! Introduce them to Cold Dead Hand Butter by Stovepipe Soaps. Crack open this shadowy black tin and you won't find old dust and cobwebs—instead, you'll be greeted by a ghostly white swirl of insanely hydrating magic. We’ve conjured up a scent profile that is frighteningly fresh. One whiff will hit you like the icy breath of a winter wraith, blending bone-chilling Peppermint with the medicinal, mind-clearing power of Eucalyptus. It’s a tingly sensation that is guaranteed to wake the dead! Slather this creamy ectoplasm onto your dry patches, knuckles, and cuticles. It absorbs faster than a phantom walking through a wall, leaving your skin feeling reanimated, smooth, and ready to haunt. It’s prepared with Quality Ingredients and Infinite Imagination, right here in our terrifying laboratory. Grab a tin before they disappear into the void! It’s frighteningly good.

Ingredients:

• Grass-Fed Beef Tallow • Jojoba Oil • Arrowroot Powder • Peppermint Essential Oil • Eucalyptus Essential Oil

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$18.00