Hand Care Products

Handmade balms and butters for hardworking hands

Are your hands monstrous? Could they play the killer in a horror movie? Well Stovepipe Soaps is here to help! 

Cold Dead Hand Butter
  • Cold Dead Hand Butter
  • Cold Dead Hand Butter
Greetings, ghouls and creatures of the night! Is your skin feeling a little… rigid? Like you’ve spent the last century waiting in a damp, drafty crypt? Don’t let your precious paws turn into dust! Introduce them to Cold Read more

Greetings, ghouls and creatures of the night! Is your skin feeling a little… rigid? Like you’ve spent the last century waiting in a damp, drafty crypt? Don’t let your precious paws turn into dust! Introduce them to Cold Dead Hand Butter by Stovepipe Soaps. Crack open this shadowy black tin and you won't find old dust and cobwebs—instead, you'll be greeted by a ghostly white swirl of insanely hydrating magic. We’ve conjured up a scent profile that is frighteningly fresh. One whiff will hit you like the icy breath of a winter wraith, blending bone-chilling Peppermint with the medicinal, mind-clearing power of Eucalyptus. It’s a tingly sensation that is guaranteed to wake the dead! Slather this creamy ectoplasm onto your dry patches, knuckles, and cuticles. It absorbs faster than a phantom walking through a wall, leaving your skin feeling reanimated, smooth, and ready to haunt. It’s prepared with Quality Ingredients and Infinite Imagination, right here in our terrifying laboratory. Grab a tin before they disappear into the void! It’s frighteningly good.

Ingredients:

• Grass-Fed Beef Tallow • Jojoba Oil • Arrowroot Powder • Peppermint Essential Oil • Eucalyptus Essential Oil

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Maine Hick Hand Salve
  • Maine Hick Hand Salve
The Maine Hick Pine Tar Hand Salve Tough on the grime, light on the grease. Whether you're braving the dense, freezing woods of the northeast or just trying to undo the damage of a hard day's labor, The Maine Hick Hand Read more

The Maine Hick Pine Tar Hand Salve

Tough on the grime, light on the grease. Whether you're braving the dense, freezing woods of the northeast or just trying to undo the damage of a hard day's labor, The Maine Hick Hand Salve is built to repair cracked, dry hands without slowing you down. Hand-poured entirely solo for the Stovepipe's Grime Rewind lineup, this 2-ounce tin delivers heavy-duty skin repair with a clean, glossy finish.

The Experience

  • The Scent: A rugged, authentic hint of true Pine Tar that leaves a subtle, smoky campfire note on the skin.
  • The Feel: A firm, translucent golden salve that melts on contact. It absorbs incredibly fast to lock in moisture, leaving your hands protected and shielded, but never slick or greasy.

    The Formula

    To achieve that perfect, translucent shine without the heavy residue, this formula skips the dense butters and relies on a highly precise ratio of fast-absorbing liquid oils and natural wax. Ingredients:

  • Sweet Almond Oil: A lightweight base that sinks deeply into the skin without sitting heavy on the surface.
  • Jojoba Oil: A liquid wax ester that closely mimics the skin's natural oils to cut the grease factor down to zero.
  • Yellow Beeswax: Provides the protective barrier, the firm hold in the tin, and that signature glossy shine.
  • Pine Tar: Just enough to soothe rough skin and provide that classic, smoky wilderness aroma.
  • Vitamin E Oil: To protect the blend and keep the salve fresh. Scoop a little out, work it into the knuckles, and get back to it.
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